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Author: Knight Of The Black Mantle
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She is the girl know as the Farmer.
No monster too strong, no group can harm her.
With her totem axe or her fiery blade,
she grinds everything that ever was made.
A cyclone axe here, spirit bond there,
Killing Hydra's or Troll's in their lair.
She masters every build that's ever built.
And kills all creatures without the slightest guilt.
She is the girl know as the Farmer.
No place too far, she has all the armor.
With her strongwood staff or her wayward wand,
she kill everything in this land.
Inferno here, vengeful weapon there,
everywhere's blood, but she doesn't care.
She owns every loser that she hunts,
and steals it's loot, for her own funds.
She is the girl, know as the Farmer.
But what's happening? How can he harm her?
where is that spell where is the bond?
After a 10-hit expire, she falls dead to the ground.
Another try, another run,
but they flee, what has begun?
A new era, a new age?
She doesn't believe and changes to mage.
She is the girl, know as the Farmer.
Here's a fire storm, it will burn your armor!
But the monsters evade, and they don't pack.
What's this? Some kind of lag?
She now has to admit, she has really lost.
And now pays an evil cost.
She did nothing but farming, and now has no life.
That's a shame, she was a very nice wive.
She was the girl, know as the Farmer.
No monster too strong, no group could harm her.
But now in the dark, she ponders and thinks.
Bah! She yells in tears, this update stinks!
But after a day, or maybe a week,
she may have found another tweak.
Another build, another run?
Maybe, another story has begun?
/bow
The end
(I personally don't hate the update)
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