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Author: lani
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This is something I cooked up for my Guild. Unfortunately some people appear to have taken it to heart, the wrong way :S
1) Sprint is the only way to move.
Why did they make the skill if not to use at all times
2) Aggro range.
Nice of the builders to put that little circle on the radar.
Use it to keep that distance away from your team. Use sprint for this.
Keep an eye on those gay ranger dudes. They sometimes try to sneak past you. No-one should ever be in front of you though!
3) Adrenaline all the way.
Use only adrenaline based skills. You need your energy to sprint.
No-one will mind that you have to keep fighting to keep your adrenaline up, so it's okay to sprint on to the next group. Someone will res the dead teammembers, right?
4) Screw res signet!
If they die, it's their fault for not being an Uber Tank, like you!
5) Monks have unlimited energy.
If they say they're out, they're just being lazy. Just sprint ahead. They will heal.
6) Monks and mages are gay.
Geez. why don't they buy better armor? They get killed everytime I'm beating up a boss half the map away. They can't deal with those measely archers and warriors minions swamping them!
7) Swords are gay and axes for trees.
Always, and I mean always use a hammer. Even if the enemy consists of a zillion little buggers which do heavy AoE damage but can be taken out with two axe-swings. Doing MAXIMUM 500+ damage with every blow is all!. So the thing is slow, so I can't defend myself with a shield, so I do more damage with a single blow than my enemy has health. MAXIMUM 500+ DAMAGE IS ALL!
8) Don't read chat.
It's all whining about something called 'rushing' anyway. Geez, stick to important stuff people. If there's so much chatter you can't see your drops mentioned, turn off your team-chat channel. They can still see your remarks.
9) ALWAYS USE CAPS IN CHAT.
Otherwise they can't read what you have to say.
10) Try not to be bothered that you never seem to get re-invited into teams for the next mission, are on everybodies ignore-list and are in you're twentieth guild this week. There's a lot of whino's and cry-babies in this game. Live with it.
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