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Author: PepsiE
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Inspired by the improvisers of Whose Line is it Anyway? You guys rock!
Guild Wars
There is a great game, it is called Guild Wars
You will play so much that that your fingers will be covered in sores!
Prophecies, GW:EN & Factions, not forgetting Nightfall
They will rock whether you're fat, small, thin or tall!
The Professions
Monk
The Monk's patron god is the holy Dwayna
They will heal you when you are in pain-a
They will also protect you, whilst they're dealing damage
They use Divine Favour to protect us from the evils of cabbage!
Elementalist
They are the users of fire, air, earth and ice
Don't be put off though 'cos they are really nice
Personally though, I prefer fire
And that's how I'll continue, until I retire
Ranger
I have all respect for the users of the bow
I can't really understand their logic though
Sure it's great taming animals and laying traps
But... hey they're great... Fancy that!
Mesmer
During battle Mesmers love toying,
With my mind, it gets really annoying
They keep slowing me down and then casting hexes
So I've decided to run away and hide form them in Texas!
Paragon
They are natural leaders, born and bred
They even venture 'where angels fear to tread'
Whilst doing this they manage, to stay calm and cool
Maybe their secret is relaxing in a pool?
Dervish
I think it would be really cool to take the form of Grenth
But I can't do it 'cos my Dervish lacks the strength
Maybe I'll try Lyssa, Dwayna, Balthazar or Melandru
But I can only transform into a small bird... Cuckoo!Cuckoo!
Warrior
The mightiest of the mighty, the bravest of the brave
They use axes, swords and hammers as opposed to bows and staves
They really get the adrenaline pumping through
I really need a break so I can go to the loo!
Ritualist
I'm back and fresh, with some crazy new rhymes
Now I'm about to talk about a group so fine
They use rituals to summon lots of spirits
I'm stopping this song soon because I'm running out of lyrics!
Assassin
Now here is someone I don't want to meet in a back alley
There is no doubt I would get mutilated badly
When you're going down the street and it's an Assassin that you see
You better run away quickly or end up in casualty!
Necromancer
Necro's are really good at sapping your HP
So don't expect to get away very easily
Also they like to summon the undead
I really need to go now 'cos I gotta go to bed!
Gotta go to Bed!
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